Improved sayings and a cistern joke
April 18, 2008
Here’s a joke that went over REALLY well at a party last week:
Q: What did the cistern say to the hippie?
A: I’m not well man.
In addition, I am starting a page for my Improved Sayings. These are sayings of any sort, be they pick-up-lines, proverbs, idioms, etc. You name it, I’ll improve it! For example:
Original saying: Everything in moderation.
Improved saying: Everything immoderation.
Ha! Pow! Shazam, wiegele!
Posted by andrewyonda
Filed in Improved Sayings, jokes
