Some brilliant ideas

I have come up with a few brilliant ideas in the last couple weeks, let me see if I can remember them all:

1. Scooter Skins–this is my first million for sure, baybee! For those who have a dinky moped and want to be really cool or ironic, buy a Scooter Skin that converts your scooter into a Harley or a crotch rocket. This would be made of two or three plastic pieces that simply snap around your model of scooter in seconds! Want to look like you’re riding Harry Potter’s broom, or driving a monster truck? Buy yourself a Scooter Skin! Just $19.99 plus shipping! Then you can buy extra add-ons, too, like super-high Hog handlebars and such.

2. Here’s a name for a pizza parlor: Slow’s Pizza. As in “Slow’s Pizza: We Deliver!” Don’t misunderstand–it’s not *Slow* Pizza–that has some negative connotations. It’s *Slow’s* Pizza. As in, Hi, My name is Slow! Welcome to my Pizza Parlor!

3. I don’t think I came up with this one (maybe you can tell me who did) but it’s worth mentioning. You should try this one when you are watching a supposedly really scary film at the theater, right at the beginning before you even know who’s who, and there is no tension yet. When someone is walking into a door (say, the front door of their house) yell out “No, don’t go through that door!” As if you were watching a horror movie in 1957 and couldn’t contain yourself. Ha!